Star Wars
The Evil Empire and The Shine-ing Smile
The Evil Empire, As It Has Now Become Known, But Not To The Grand Wizard And
His Offspring
Continued To Prosper Under Gaze Of The Grand Wizard, For He Had Much To Be
Pleased With.
He Gave Control Of The Evil Empire To His Offspring Although Not Versed With
The Heavier Than Air Machines
And Their Band Of Men Who Fearlessly Went Where Other Feared To Go.
But The Grand Wizard, Although He Foresaw Great Wealth From His Antiquated
Flying Machines,
Lusted For Even More Riches And Money - More Than He Could Ever Want, Count
Or Spend.
The Offspring Now Believed In The Dark One, Although No Warrior Or Sage, For
The Dark One Nurtured
The Offspring With Tales Of Great Conquest Defeating Other Lesser Beings
Using Nothing More Than A Stick And A White Spherical Object With Many
Indentations Considered To Give Greater Range Toward Its Target
Whose Mass On Earth Is Only 45.9262 Grams And Not More Than 4.2672
Centimeters.
(This Also Being An Earth Measurement Centered On The Ancient City Of
Paris).
The Offspring Were In Awe Of These Conquests And Believed The Dark One Was
The Saviour Of The Empire,
But Alas, The Offspring Did Not Ask If The Dark One Was Capable Of Doing
Honorable Deeds.
It Was Decided By The Puzzle Palace That The Band Of Men Who Went Fearlessly
Where Others Feared To Go
Needed The Care Of Someone Who They Believed Could Be Trusted To Take Care
Of Their Affairs
While They Were Going Fearlessly Where Others Feared To Go.
A Man Originally From A Labor Camp In The Land Of The Rock Came Upon The
Puzzle Palace And Set Upon The Band Of Men To Befriend Them All.
Little Did The Band Of Men Know That The Shine-ing Smile Was Plotting
Against Them,
Ever Slowly Taking Away Those Untold Riches And Liberties Given As Reward By
The Grand Wizard
From The Band Of Men For The Shine-ing Smile Wanted To Gain And Keep Favor
With The Grand Wizard And His Offspring.
The Shine-ing Smile Truly Believed He Had Won The Trust Of The Band Of Men
But This Proved To Be Misplaced.
Many Of The Band Of Men Knew Of The Shine-ing Smile's Plan.
Honorable Though They Were And Spoiled For A Fair Fight With Light-Swords,
They Knew Of The Evil Empire's Security Forces And How They Would Be Cast
From The Rock And Their Deeds, Although Righteous,
Would Be Spread With Derision By The Shine-ing Smile To The Allies Of The
Evil Empire.
Their Defence Was To Take Their Knowledge And Experience In Controlling The
Evil Empire's Antiquated Metal Flying Machines,
To The Evil Empire's Allies Thereby Weakening The Defences Of The Empire And
Strengthening The Combined Forces Of The Alliance Without The Offspring
Being Told.
To Be Continued